What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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redtube

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Black Friday

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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neil patrick harris

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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