roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Neither does he.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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