Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Gangnam style

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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