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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Ju... Just why?

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

tims sty:)

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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