- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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