Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Flop dog

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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Your mom.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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