- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Jersey Shore

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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