- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!