Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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