roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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TIMMAH!

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im black

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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