Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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