You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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AIDS

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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