once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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