An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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Cleveland winning something

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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