your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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poop

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Anti Joke

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