Knock Knock! Come in!

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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