What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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My tractor broke down.

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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