Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Nippies

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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