What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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