That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Yeah right loser!

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Spread the net.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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