- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

How much Is a free app on my market?

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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