- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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