Pinus Testicles

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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we all know sammi has a penis

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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