- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

i have two hands.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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