I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

i like pie.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Fox News.

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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