whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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