- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

This is not an anti joke.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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