- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

whats long and green? weed

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??