- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

captcha: all yer base

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Whats white and sticky fluff

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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