- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Michael Castillo is gay

Where's my baby??

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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