I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

whats long and green? weed

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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