What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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i dont like attention whores lol

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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