- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

A cow says moo and explodes.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

I'm a raging homosexual.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Hello, nice to meet you.

What's brown and sticky? Shit

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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