An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why is pi? Because circles.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Cleveland winning something

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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