- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Jersey Shore

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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