Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Jersey Shore

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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