how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Dance is a sport

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Womens rights !

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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