Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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matty russel are you on here

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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You're welcome!

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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