- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Scott Gomez

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

s e m e n

Ju... Just why?

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

tims sty:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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