F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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You're welcome!

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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