Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why is pi? Because circles.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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