- Anti Joke

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter