Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

u jelly?

At least I dont have AIDS.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Knock, Knock Come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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