- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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