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A black guy gets a job...

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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