Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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What's the difference between a duck

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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your going to die

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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my shift key is broken1

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Anti Joke

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