Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Muslim athletes.

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These Jokes suck.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What's the difference between a duck

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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