- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

matty russel are you on here

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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