- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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