I'm off to my tank guys!

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Psychics.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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woman's rights

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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No, Trinidad.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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