I've got a dig bick

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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