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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Neither does he.

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