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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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