- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

The BCS

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

A black person walks out of KFC

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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