- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Your mom.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Give me thumbs up!

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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