- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

hi

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

BOTTOM!!!

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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