- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

The person below me is weird.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Paper shield.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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