- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

Dylan is gay

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

woman's rights

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

ME NAME IS JEFF

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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