Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Justin Bieber got laid

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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