How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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