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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

Christians pornstars.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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