- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

At least I dont have AIDS.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

u jelly?

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

baby seal walks into a club

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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