- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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