WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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hi

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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