sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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