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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

An enormous black man wearing a durag walks into a bar. Due to the diverse and friendly comminuty he lives in, nobody judges him on his race, ethnicity, or culture. He goes on to pursue his career in business and gets a Masters Degree in Business Administration. He get's a job as an IT Director for a very successful business and he marries a well educated woman. They have 2 kids, but one of them is diagnosed with "Ondine's Curse" and dies in it's sleep. Distressed, and mourning the death of his newborn son, he seeks help from his parents. Regardless of his parents comforting and loving attitude towards him, he goes into the inner city smoking and selling illegal drugs like crack. He even got into cocaine and marjuana. 4 and a half years later, he was about to attempt suicide, when he saw his only living son, whom he loved with all his heart, walk into the room with his teddybear. He just looked at him, and he looked back. Suddenly, the father started crying. Flashbacks started playing though his mind of his happy life he was steadily pursuing. "why me?" He constantly thought to himself. What did he do to deserve this? 7 years in the future. The father was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Right before his death, he asked to talk to his son. "Son, listen to me. Never try to comtemplate the world we live in, it's too spontaneous and insane to understand. This world can either give you bliss or depression. Nothing inbetween. And most people who make there way up to the top eventually will fall. What goes up must come down. Ha... I never thought I'd be talking to me own son giving him a silly lecture in a deathbed. But just look at me..."the father gets very muddled and disoriented* "...Son. They say most of us have a good reason to live. Well don't most of us have a good reason to die too?" Malik Cartwright died on March 22, 1999. His son went on to legally change his middle name to "Leek", after his father's nickname. He went on to get the same Master's Degree that his father received, and had kids of his own. The whereabouts of the mother are unknown.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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