What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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She said no

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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