- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why does life suck? Because it does

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

matty russel are you on here

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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