- Anti Joke

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why does life suck? Because it does

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

raisin boogers

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass