How do you spell eight? 8

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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GONNA

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Top Gear USA

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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